Dylan conversations

Two of Dylan's most recent conversations:

In the car:

D: Mom, something is poking my penis

Me: What?

D:Yeah it hurts

Me: OK well, when I pull over I can check it out.

D:No I can do it myself

Me: OK

pause for a moment

D: Yeah, it definitely hurts

We park the car he jumps out of his car seat to check "it" out.

D: Oh, it was just a pokey needle

Me: A what?

D: A pokey needle from a tree

Me: Oh a pine needle? Did it get taken care of?

D: Yeah it's all better

Makayla comes into to me, "Mom Dylan hit me 5 times!"

Me: Dylan, did you hit your sister? (we are in 2 different rooms so we are shouting back and forth to each other)

D: Yeah

Me: Why?

D: Because she was blowing air in my face and I didn't want her to

Me: Well maybe you need to use your words instead of hitting

D: Yeah OK

It sounds so simple......Until the next time she irritates him!